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SFOTH · Top Secret
Luminaire
Unlocked Oct 29, 2026
Deal 9,999 damage to opponents in one room session.
I stopped counting around 9,000.
SFOTH · Secret
Double K.O.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2026
Trade direct knockouts with another player in the same simulation tick.
I got you! Wait.
SFOTH · Top Secret
Ninth Life
Unlocked Oct 29, 2026
Bring a physical Ghostwalker to level nine with a direct knockout.
I didn't think you'd actually get Ghostwalker to nine.
Sword Fights on the Heights IV
Blades
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Sword261 KOs -
Windforce125 KOs -
Darkheart67 KOs -
Ghostwalker48 KOs -
IceDagger36 KOs -
Venomshank23 KOs -
Illumina22 KOs -
Firebrand13 KOs
Career record
- Credited KOs
- 595
- Deaths
- 832
- Overall K/D
- 0.72
- Lives played
- 856
- Arena time
- 9h 20m
| Opponent | KOs | Deaths | K/D |
|---|---|---|---|
| Humans | 351 | 225 | 1.56 |
| Level I | 63 | 32 | 1.97 |
| Level II | 56 | 63 | 0.89 |
| Level III | 45 | 64 | 0.70 |
| Level IV | 39 | 64 | 0.61 |
| Level V | 28 | 72 | 0.39 |
| Level VI | 13 | 25 | 0.52 |
Other deaths: 287 (no credited opponent).
Lives and arena time update when a life ends. Older results may lack life and blade details.
Next on the Heights
Career rating reflects your KO/death record and can rise or fall. Board levels reflect your position relative to bot tiers.
A combat result is a credited KO or death. Boards reset on Pacific days, Monday weeks, and calendar months.
Recent lives
Last 10 · newest first0 KOsLeft arena 4s
Left arena after 4s in the arena.
0 KOsFell 37s
Fell after 37s in the arena.
0 KOsFell 50s
Fell after 50s in the arena.
0 KOsCombat 7s
Combat after 7s in the arena.
Credited opponent: Level II bot
3 KOsCombat 1m 56s
Combat after 1m 56s in the arena.
Credited opponent: orith · Sword
0 KOsFell 3s
Fell after 3s in the arena.
0 KOsCombat 16s
Combat after 16s in the arena.
Credited opponent: Level III bot
0 KOsFell 3s
Fell after 3s in the arena.
0 KOsCombat 21s
Combat after 21s in the arena.
Credited opponent: orith · Sword
3 KOsCombat 23s
Combat after 23s in the arena.
Credited opponent: Level II bot
Rivalries
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11 secret achievements remain undiscovered.
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First Blood
Awarded for
Score your first credited knockout.
Okay, now it's a sword fight.
Giant Slayer
Awarded for
Knock out a level V bot.
V is for very overconfident.
Five Alive
Awarded for
Score five credited knockouts in one life.
Five KOs, one life, absolutely no plan.
Heartbreaker
Awarded for
Knock someone out with Darkheart while at 20 health or less.
Twenty health is plenty if you don't get hit. Easy.
Cold Company
Awarded for
Have two opponents frozen by your IceDagger at once.
Two popsicles. Do not eat.
Remote Work
Awarded for
Let your Venomshank poison finish someone after you die.
I died and the poison kept playing for me.
Ninth Life
Awarded for
Bring a physical Ghostwalker to level nine with a direct knockout.
I didn't think you'd actually get Ghostwalker to nine.
Gone With the Wind
Awarded for
Score a credited fall knockout with Windforce.
He's probably still falling.
One HP Wonder
Awarded for
Reach 1 HP or less and stay alive for 10 seconds.
Please don't sneeze.
Out of the Shadows
Awarded for
Reveal a Shadow Sphere-cloaked opponent with your Illumina.
Nice invisibility. Shame about the sparkles.
Third Aid
Awarded for
Use three MedKits in a single life.
The third MedKit is for emotional support.
Hide and Seek
Awarded for
Score a credited knockout against a fully invisible opponent.
I swear I saw something move.
Fully Armored
Awarded for
Reach 200/200 health with BattleArmor.
200 health. Still no protection from falling.
Back to Basics
Awarded for
Defeat a level V bot with your starting Sword before picking up another item.
Turns out the free sword works fine.
Ambush
Awarded for
Break your ShadowSphere cloak, then land a direct knockout within one second.
Surprise! Oh, that was quick.
Fus Ro Dah
Awarded for
Score two distinct Windforce fall knockouts within ten seconds.
The first fall was funny. The second was science.
Gotta Go Fast
Awarded for
Travel 300 horizontal studs within four seconds of starting an Illumina lunge, without travel assistance.
I think I outran the sound effect.
It's Dangerous to Go Alone
Awarded for
Drop a special sword for another player, who scores a direct knockout with that same sword.
I gave you a sword. You're welcome.
Double K.O.
Awarded for
Trade direct knockouts with another player in the same simulation tick.
I got you! Wait.
Dinnerbone
Awarded for
Score a posthumous knockout while your corpse is upside down.
Dead, upside down, still better than you.
Looting III
Awarded for
In one life, collect death loot from three distinct other players.
They weren't using it anymore.
Luminaire
Awarded for
Deal 9,999 damage to opponents in one room session.
I stopped counting around 9,000.
Heard the Muses Sing
Awarded for
Hear the Sword Fight on the Heights anthem.
The Heights had a song of their own.
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