My entire life I have been taught to stand up for my beliefs, to be a person of high morals and ethics. That’s why I feel obligated to express our concerns about the Salvation Army’s wanton, cruel intimations. But first, I’m going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how when the Salvation Army is gone, all that will be left from its legacy of hate is the hate itself.
*wanders into a corner cackling wildly*

