• Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
  • Chuck Norris can sort anyone in O(1) with a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris’s operating system victimizes pages for fun.
  • Chuck Norris never experiences deadlock because he always wins.
  • Chuck Norris has a working version of WinFS.
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