Last night, after going out for dinner, Erem, Erc, Kejia, Jo and I played Chunk Norris Taboo. This is like regular Taboo, only every clue has to involve Chunk Norris. For example, a clue for Tylenol might be: “This medicine provides relief for the skull-searing blank that Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick dishes out”. This form of Taboo is hilariously awesome, with the right people.
Here are some more random Chuck Norris facts:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
