Buglist Haiku

August 9, 2006

At most code shops, reports for known bugs are filed and kept in massive databases.

At my job, known bugs are are scribbled on little cards and described using Haiku.

I thought I would share my top 3.

I

Spatial hash is full
falling for eternity
performance not good

II

Damn profanity!
Battlemaster’s mom complained.
TODO: smite cuss words.

III

Oh! Please, server, please
Replicate and distribute
my ValueInstance!

Some of my favorites from gamedev.net:

Divide by zero
So many messy long ints
Why does God hate me

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

I have no log class
Many things behave strangely
For reasons unknown

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