Gogo Hbridge!

JUICE!!!
Due to the Google cache, the Hobo Staring Game yet lives to strive for legitimacy!
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Played by American hobos since the invention of railroads brought the vagrants of the United States into frequent social contact, there grew a need for a non-violent way for one hobo to assert social rank over another. [...]

Further Evidence that Irrational Numbers are Illegitimate

Submitted for your consideration:

I was homeless once

For 24 hours, and it totally sucked. Joanna and I have been looking for housing for the past month. It’s really hard because all the good places that show up on craigslist are gone within two days. Last weekend we watched a beautiful house in Portola Valley pass us by, which was hugely demoralizing. Just [...]

, like things of man,

I took down my Stanford-hosted website today. It is going to expire in October and I want to give the spiders enough time to relink the pages. It’s not “omg a chapter of my life is closing” sad, but it was hard to select all those things in my WWW folder and push delete.
I didn’t [...]

Jomma's Sushi: A Tableau

My friends and I, a loud boisterous man, and Steve Jobs are eating at Jomma’s Sushi. Kejia munches on seaweed salad, the loud man barks a hardy “Howareya”, and Jobs speeds off in his Ferrari.

Buglist Haiku

At most code shops, reports for known bugs are filed and kept in massive databases.
At my job, known bugs are are scribbled on little cards and described using Haiku.
I thought I would share my top 3.
I
Spatial hash is fullfalling for eternityperformance not good
II
Damn profanity!Battlemaster’s mom complained.TODO: smite cuss words.
III
Oh! Please, server, pleaseReplicate and distributemy ValueInstance!
Some [...]

"We are not duct-taping Fluffy"

Work work.